Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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