im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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