I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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