Where are you?
In a non slutty way
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
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