i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Is Oprah even human
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
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