I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.