Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I can feel your judgement through the phone
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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