don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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