I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
PS: I just woke up from my shower
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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