Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
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The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
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What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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