It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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