i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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