Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
We don't watch enough power rangers
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
When are your genitals available?
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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