i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
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All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
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I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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