But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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