He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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