Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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