you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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