so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
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Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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