Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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