just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
