Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
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she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
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is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
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