People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
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Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
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He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
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Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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