Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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