if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
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I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
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Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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