Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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