I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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