windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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