Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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