I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
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