she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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