i jhust puked up my retainher.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
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