stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
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I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
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Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....