Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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