I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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