Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
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He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
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It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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