God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
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Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
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I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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