talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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