u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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