please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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