Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
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i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
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I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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