It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
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Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
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I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist