But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
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We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
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You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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