can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
Randomize
