He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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