nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
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