"it" just moved
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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