yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
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well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
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I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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