benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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