brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
We left an ass print on the piano.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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