is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
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frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
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So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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