My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Randomize
