That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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