Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
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Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
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No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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