I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
he puts the penis in happiness.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
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dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
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To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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