Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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