Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
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we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
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I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
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