Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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